Candian Crown Royal cookies -

Pull this recipe out when you are having a really bad day ; ) I have not tried this one... so good luck!

Sublime Christmas Cookie recipe
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Crown Royal/Whiskey/Rum-

Take a large bowl, sample the liquor to make sure it is of the highest quality.- Turn on the electric mixer...beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.- Check the liquor again; pour one level cup and drink.- Add one teaspoon of sugar...beat again.- Turn off the mixer thingy.- At this point it's best to make sure the Liquor is still OK, try another cup. Just in case.- Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.- Pick the flying fruit off the floor...- Mix turn on the turner.- If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a dewscriver.- Sample the Liquor to check for consisticisisity.- Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.... who giveshz a hoot.- Check the Liquor.- Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.- Add one table.- Add a spoon of ar, or somefin.... ah whatever you can find.- Greash the oven.- Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.- Don't forget to beat off the turner.- Finally, throw the bowl through the window.- Finish the bottle of Liquor.- Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher. Cherry Mistmas